"Of course if they want sickness to improve, they need to stop sending us to people who are ill."
This reminds me of my own kicks against bureaucratic pricks and their belly flops of logic. It also had the benefit of giving me the best belly laugh I've had in ages.

Currently I'm engaged in a battle of wits with IT about the use of a USB drive. I can use it only if I go to their office up three flights of stairs and tell them exactly which file I want to copy. Rather than sitting at a teachers'workstation and making a couple of mouse clicks. Perhaps I should pat my head and rub my stomach while hopping on one foot for good measure. A solution that is more difficult than the problem doesn't really seem like a solution.