Vodka Science With scientific use of special "science" implements like the "science" funnel and the "science" pole. I'm glad some one is doing this so I don't have to. The best vodka related pieces of advice I recieved in my years in RUK* were "eat" and "rub the bottom of the bottle. If your hand is black, the bottle has come off an assembly line and is probably safe, If your hand is still clean, it's probably samogon(homebrew)
or poison."



RUK=Russia, Ukraine, Kyrgyzstan